The Ecological Dystopia of Skyhawk Clan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Czarina with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.969 billion Mechon are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hori. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mechonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,647 trillion eBOTTLECAPs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,145 eBOTTLECAPs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skyhawk Clan's national animal is the South China Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Skyhawk Clan is ranked 24,566^th in the world and 83^rd in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 16.0 billion capita.